Our Director

Who embezzles funds from shareholders

Hollinger curse thy name

Thy media empires crash

Thy will won’t be done

in US jail as it was in the Ritz Carlton hotel.

Give us back the happy days of the daily Telegraph

when media crooks forgave each other’s cash swindles

as we always forgive those who swindle the poor

For this is the united kingdom

in which Lords only get nicked

for pilfering from the rich.

For ever and ever,

Amen